Jokes....The One

The One I have one You have one Your mother uses your father's oneAnd your auntie uses your uncle's one A married lady would acquire one But a divorced lady would lose her one Arnold Sc! hwarzenneger has a longer one Michael J. Fox has a shorter one Madonna doesn't have one The Chinese usually have short ones While the Indian usually have long ones Do you have one? How long is your one? Which one is your preferred one? what you are thinking of? go down...... ?.?. ?.?.?. ?. ?. ?.?.?. ?. Answer : its your Surname, what else? !!!!! but I like the way you think .........